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Unnecessary Warning

Crocodile attacks get close to home Down Under

Unnecessary Warning thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Crocodile attacks on people are common in places where large crocs are native and human populations live

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The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

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I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


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