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Unstable Ladder

Work safety doesn't include falling down on the job

Unstable Ladder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Working on a soon-to-be-fallen sign

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

You get a reputation for stability if you are stable for years. - Mark Zuckerberg

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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