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How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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