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Until We Understand Women thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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