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Until We Understand Women

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Until We Understand Women thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. - Jose Ortega y Gasset

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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