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Until We Understand Women

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How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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