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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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