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Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances
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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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