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Vegetarian Hunter

Native Indian translation for bad hunters

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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