Vegetarian Hunter

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie