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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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