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Venice in Winter

Why gondolas aren't popular in winter Venice

Venice in Winter thanks to Emery Pettigrove

What we think of when anyone mentions Venice: gondolas and canals

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Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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