Venice in Winter

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky