Venice in Winter

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A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman