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Very Hot Rod

A street racing car that won't race anymore on the street

Very Hot Rod thanks to Keith Blake

A short history on street-legal drag racing

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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