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Very Hot Rod

A street racing car that won't race anymore on the street

Very Hot Rod thanks to Keith Blake

A short history on street-legal drag racing

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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