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Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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