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Veterans Day Holiday

Honoring all who served

Veterans Day Holiday thanks to Jim Serritella

Making a statement in support of Army and Military forces

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah


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