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Vinyl Siding

How Bubba made record sales in house construction last year

Vinyl Siding thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Vinyl house siding makes side-show appearance

Vinyl house siding makes side-show appearance
Stuart McLean's early days at the Vinyl Cafe

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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