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Vinyl Siding

How Bubba made record sales in house construction last year

Vinyl Siding thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Vinyl house siding makes side-show appearance

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Stuart McLean's early days at the Vinyl Cafe

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Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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