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I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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