QuotaBillsIn wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas