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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

Mobility aid products for the young and old

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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