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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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