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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

Mobility aid products for the young and old

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I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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