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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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