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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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