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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

In every encounter we either give life or we drain it; there is no neutral exchange. - Brennan Manning

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld


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