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Wash Away Sins

Hand soap that kills sins on contact

Wash Away Sins thanks to Frank Farmere

If only all our answers to problems were this easy...

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. - William Shakespeare

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

The sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one. - Rudyard Kipling

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. - Frank Dane

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

To sin offers repentance and forgiveness; not to sin offers only punishment. - Jose Bergamin

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

To be tempted is not to sin. The strongest attacks are made on the strongest forts. - DL Moody

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A policeman must know everything - and not tell. He must know where all the sin is and not partake. - Paul Harvey

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. - John von Neumann

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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