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Wash Away Sins

Hand soap that kills sins on contact

Wash Away Sins thanks to Frank Farmere

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Sin is geographical. - Bertrand Russell

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. - William Shakespeare

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one. - Rudyard Kipling

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. - Frank Dane

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

To sin offers repentance and forgiveness; not to sin offers only punishment. - Jose Bergamin

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A policeman must know everything - and not tell. He must know where all the sin is and not partake. - Paul Harvey

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. - John von Neumann

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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