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Wash Away Sins

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Wash Away Sins thanks to Frank Farmere

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Sin is geographical. - Bertrand Russell

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. - William Shakespeare

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

The sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one. - Rudyard Kipling

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

The problem with a little sin is that it usually grows into a big one. - Amish Saying

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

To sin offers repentance and forgiveness; not to sin offers only punishment. - Jose Bergamin

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

To be tempted is not to sin. The strongest attacks are made on the strongest forts. - DL Moody

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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