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Water Relief

Emma didn't think the water fountain looked quite right today

Water Relief thanks to Barry McCartney

Gathering around the fountain of youth

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Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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