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Emma didn't think the water fountain looked quite right today

Water Relief thanks to Barry McCartney

Gathering around the fountain of youth

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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