QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler