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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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