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The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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