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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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