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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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