QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes