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Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
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Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler