Wet Nose Fixer
How baby caught his cold
Tips to prevent spreading a cold
Cold and Flu Prevention
QuotaBillsI told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise