Wet Nose Fixer
How baby caught his cold
Tips to prevent spreading a cold
Cold and Flu Prevention
QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash