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Whale Photobomb

Some whale watching tours add special backdrop scenery

Whale Photobomb thanks to Louise Wintrell

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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