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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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