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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles


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