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The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy
The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright