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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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