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Where is Waldo?

Martin Handford bales out on country illustration

Where is Waldo? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Where's Waldo?' (known as 'Where's Wally?' in the U.K.) is a series of children's books created by British illustrator Martin Handford. The books consist of a series of illustrations depicting several people doing a variety of amusing things at a given location.

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Where is here? - Northrop Frye

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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Happy Face Sandwich

Senior Eye Exam

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Pirrows

Young Rock Star

'Pier' Pressure

Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

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