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Which Way Cupcakes

Cupcakes - either you like them or you don't

Which Way Cupcakes thanks to Keith Blake

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Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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