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Which Way Cupcakes

Cupcakes - either you like them or you don't

Which Way Cupcakes thanks to Keith Blake

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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