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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic. - Jim Trelease

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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