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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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