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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Logic is one thing and common sense another. - Elbert Hubbard

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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