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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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