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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Logic is one thing and common sense another. - Elbert Hubbard

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare


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