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Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes

Demonstrating the benefits of Yoga

Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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