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Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes

Demonstrating the benefits of Yoga

Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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