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Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes

Demonstrating the benefits of Yoga

Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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