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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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