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Fate is character. - William Winter

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A lot of being an adult is just resetting the Wi-Fi. - Jen Statsky

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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