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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay