Window View

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe