QuotaBillsAdults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright
All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart
You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus
What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison
It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire
Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen
The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry