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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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