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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp


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