Window Washers at a Children's Hospital
Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill
Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice
QuotaBillsTime is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou
What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait
Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones
We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot
A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx
The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert