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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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