Winter Bystander

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Don't just do something - sit there! - Unknown

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come and sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen