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Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Bystander thanks to Keith Blake

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't just do something - sit there! - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

I find that most people know what a story is until they sit down to write one. - Flannery O'Connor

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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