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Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Bystander thanks to Keith Blake

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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