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Winter Cyclist

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Winter Cyclist thanks to Barry McCartney

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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