QuotaBillsEvery mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo
The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote
The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell