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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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