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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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