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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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