Winter Driving in Canada

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.