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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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