Winter Driving in Canada

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.