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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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