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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton


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