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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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