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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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