Winter Driving in Canada

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis