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Winter Wildfires

Forestry department weather forecasts back east

Winter Wildfires thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meanwhile, in Oklahoma...

So much snow that no one can get near this sign to change it

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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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