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Winter Wildfires

Forestry department weather forecasts back east

Winter Wildfires thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meanwhile, in Oklahoma...

So much snow that no one can get near this sign to change it

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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