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Wishy-Washy Church

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Wishy-Washy Church thanks to Larry Pankratz

Religious but not spiritual?

Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control
Revelation 3:16 "Because you are lukewarm - neither hot nor cold - I am about to spit you out of my mouth"

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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