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Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers

Wishy-Washy Church thanks to Larry Pankratz

Religious but not spiritual?

Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control
Revelation 3:16 "Because you are lukewarm - neither hot nor cold - I am about to spit you out of my mouth"

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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