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Celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Beatles U.S. Invasion ... Paul McCartney turns 77 on June 18, 2019

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder. - George Harrison

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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