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Gender Equality for the past two hundred years

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

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