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Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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