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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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