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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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