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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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