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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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