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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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