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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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