Workshop Labour Rates

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou