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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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