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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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