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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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