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World Peas

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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Everything in the world we want to do or get done, we must do with and through people. - Earl Nightingale

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them. - American Proverb

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

The world has shown me what it has to offer. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. - Arlo Guthrie

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive. - Howard Thurman

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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