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World Peas

Feeding the world with compassion and understanding

World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”

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Hemaglobe: The bloody state of the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

The most realistic regime in the world. No ideals. - Golda Meir

The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight. - Craig Ferguson

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

The world ain't getting no worse, we've only got better facilities. - Kin Hubbard

If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat you out of the patent. - Unknown

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. - Francis P Church

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Everyone who wants to know what will happen ought to examine what has happened: everything in this world in any epoch has their replicas in antiquity. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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