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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Angular momentum makes the world go round. - Unknown

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Nothing is born into this world without labor. - Rob Liano

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place. - Sung Kang

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive. - Howard Thurman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck

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