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World Peas

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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”
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The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Give the world the best you have, and the best will come to you. - Madeline Bridge

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

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The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The world ain't getting no worse, we've only got better facilities. - Kin Hubbard

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

To truly succeed, it is necessary to accept the world as it is and rise above it. - Unknown

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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