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World's First Laser Pointer

Old-style professor refuses to change with the times

World's First Laser Pointer thanks to Freda Gescott

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter to point a star pattern

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter allowing one to point a star pattern or detach for a straight beam

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In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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