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World's First Laser Pointer thanks to Freda Gescott

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter to point a star pattern

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter allowing one to point a star pattern or detach for a straight beam

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In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore


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