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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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