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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch


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Whole Human

Antler Field

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