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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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