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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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