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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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