Worst Halloween Decoration

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside