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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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