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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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