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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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