Worst Halloween Decoration

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift