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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Potting Pot

Ice Cream Burqa

Dog Soother

Fourk

Women's Outhouse

Crocodile Floor

Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

Chili Rub

Tire Rotation

Political Promise Hauler

Steering Wheel For Couples

Confined By Walls

Moon Descent

Redneck Selfie Stick

1957 Woolworth Menu

Cops Beating A Black Man in NYC

The New Norm

Police Car Of The Year

If You're Looking For A Sign

Upside Down Amusement