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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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