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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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