QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte