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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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