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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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