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Does you butt give away your diet plan?

Yoga Pants thanks to Steve Kennemore

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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