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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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