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Yoga Pants thanks to Steve Kennemore

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Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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