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Does you butt give away your diet plan?

Yoga Pants thanks to Steve Kennemore

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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