Yoga Pants
Does you butt give away your diet plan?
T-Shirt that tells it like it is
QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt
This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama
If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega