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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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