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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


Up-Set & Hungry Trucks

Bear Pinata

Swim Vacation

What Are Your Skills?

Portable Barber Shop

Snail Trail

Anger Release Machine

Pun-e Signs

Wake Me At Noon

Pringle Art

Lodge Welcome

Holstein or Holestein?

Dead Poirot

Restroom Fragrance

Word Puzzle Clock

Scenic Western Pennsylvania

Free Nobel Peace Prize

Teach Our Children Well

Stair Substitute

Solar System Watch

Puppy Love

Zipbridge

Today's Bathroom Reader

Mustache Soother