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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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