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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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