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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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