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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

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Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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