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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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