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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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