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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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