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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

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Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Zen Buddhism: A discipline where belief isn't necessary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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