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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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