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Young At Heart

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Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

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