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Young At Heart

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Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

The most precious resource we all have is time. - Steve Jobs

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Unknown

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. - Mark Twain

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

The 'how' thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile 'ifs'. - Norman Vincent Peale

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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